when you try to seductively wink at someone

mylifeasakitten:

expectation:

reality:

when someone tells you about how drunk they got last night

when i watched 50/50

mylifeasakitten:

joseph gordon-levitt:

me:

me, when my mom is cooking dinner

when you fall asleep on a road trip and when you wake up you’re almost there

when someone suggests we do something that doesn’t sound fun, but then they mention there will be free food

mylifeasakitten:

i’m like,

Like when my parents invite me to potluck sunday

when i see another girl hitting on my guy

when i’m driving and my mom’s riding shotgun

mylifeasakitten:

her:

me:

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when i see a girl with a coach bag

when someone is sitting at a red light with their windows rolled down and i can hear the music they’re playing

mylifeasakitten:

I’m like,

when i have to say hi to someone i really don’t like